09 May THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Facebook is DOWN.
This is not a drill people. Facebook is down. Like, actually down. Worldwide.
How will I know who is having a birthday today?
There are photos of babies doing mundane things going unseen!
How will I know what outrageous things should be making me outraged? This is not ok, Facebook, I AM OUTRAGED.
WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE MEMES?
But, how will I share this very hard hitting news article with all of my loyal followers so they can admire the thing that I did?
Oh, wait, Facebook is back, as you were people, as you were.
I’m really glad we got through that together. Thanks, Gladstone, you’re the real MVP’s.